No this isn't a story about me going to the toilet.  Well, it might be, but only to vomit, and then to start figuring out how to barricade myself in and never come out after John McCain & Sarah Palin win the US election.  Is it any surprise that a "war veteran" (who by the way can't use a mobile phone or a computer) and a religious fanatic are about to become the leaders of the most powerful country on earth?  I mean seriously, it was bad enough when Dubya rigged the last election, but for fuck's sake these moron's are probably going to be voted in, for real, by a nation of morons... and then my friends, they will be the one's with their nervous, computer illiterate fingers on the Big Red Button...  I don't need to carry on about how bad this will be, for EVERYBODY in the whole world, the internet is awash with stories about how deep the merde will be when they take over.  I mean she faked a pregnancy to cover for her daughter. (Note: this amazing article and it's 1900+ comments has mysteriously been deleted... one wonders about the threats invloved...).   Regardless of that, do you really want a "moose-shooting hockey mom" with essentially no qualifications in international relations or finance being in charge while McCain is in hospital having his colonoscopy, or coronary angiogram, or cholesterol test, or hip replacement, or hearing aid check? Do you American idiots realise that fluctuations in your economy have ripple effects across the globe?  That problems with the American housing market caused my mortgage interest rates in Melbourne, Australia, to go up?  No, you wouldn't, but "as long as Jesus says abortion is rawng, then Sarah Palin must be right".  I like how her daughter "chose" to keep her baby... aren't they against "pro-choice"? Hypocritical rednecks.  I've said my piece about how I feel the Americans have handled the "war on bullshit" (oops I mean terror), but do you really think your country will be any more popular with your Muslim brothers and sisters if you elect a couple of right wing Christian fundmentalists into power?  Ironic that I'm writing this on September 11th, a nice little anniversary to remind you fuckers of the havoc wreaked by some seriously pissed off  Muslim extremists, and now they only have a couple of wars, and the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent women and children caused by George Dubya & Co to stir them up, so why not elect Dubya's buddy McCain into power and show them Iraqi's what for?  Do the rest of the world a favour why don't ya? I'm currently only paying triple what I paid for petrol before the current American government came to power.  And did anyone else realise that one of the only things that goes up in value during a war is gold?  Funny isn't it that the price of gold has also nearly tripled in the last 10 years, I wonder how much Dubya & Co are going to pocket after he walks away from one of the most shameful acts of political and economic exploitation in modern times?  I know Trailer Park Boys is proudly Canadian and I don't wish to insult the genius of the creators and actors in this show, but when I think of who will be turning up to vote on election day, this is what I see.  Add a couple of Ku Klux Klan hats and guns, and the picture is complete.   America, you have the chance to show the rest of the world just how stupid you really are at this election.  Prove me wrong.  PLEASE.  But really, this is who is going to turn up to vote.  Fat, dumb, gun-toting, right wing, SUV-driving, Christian zealots, with nothing to lose except their pathetic way of life, all of them conned into believing that only God or a right wing US Government will save them from the invisible terrors that lurk around every corner.  I can hear the conversation in the voting que now: "Obama, that sounds too much like Osama".  "Obama, he says he was raised a Muslim".  "Obama, he's black".  I'm writing this like a foregone conclusion, but at the end of the day I will happily eat my words if Obama wins.  But here's a snap quiz for you, who's Obama's running mate?  If it took you more than 2 seconds to think of Joe Biden then the result is a foregone conclusion.  It wouldn't have taken you that long to think of Sarah Palin, because even bad publicity is good publicity.  And Obama's biggest mistake? Not choosing Hiliary Clinton.  For all her and her husband's flaws, she at least had a name you could remember instantaneously.  I'm afraid Obama has flushed his campaign down the toilet, so if you'll excuse me I have to go dig out my gas mask, gaffer tape and the black plastic, as who the fuck knows what's going to happen when the SHTF and the McCain/Palin circus steps in to the white house.

For some far more eloquent reasons not to vote for Sarah Palin click here.  (if the link takes you to the front page look in the top right corner and click the "enter" button).  And for those who may want to argue with me about any of the above points, please click here to register your complaint.  As mentioned in previous posts if you could start your reply with a point form justification for every single death that'd be lovely.