Have you ever been arrested?  Ever been interviewed by the Police?  Most people, especially your lawyer will tell you to state your name, address and date of birth, then shut your freakin' cake-hole and say nothing.  That's an ok strategy, and it'll save you from incriminating yourself, and it'll piss the cops off so much that they'll start telling you "we'll put in a good word with the judge if you cooperate" and other such bullshit to get you to talk, or they may just pull out the yellow pages and their batons and start raining hell on you (the phone books are so the batons don't leave marks) until you sqeal.  If you find yourself on the wrong side of the law don't call your lawyer, but don't worry about intimidating cops, just do this:

 Ladderman Police Interview (8.1 MB) 

(right click and choose "save target as"... believe me you'll want your own copy!)

 Good luck.