Do you drive and talk on your mobile phone at the same time? Do you wear your jeans tucked into your boots?  Do you drive an urban assault vehicle (SUV, 4WD or other truck type vehicle) in the city?  Do you read Vice magazine and think the people that write it are cool?  Do you pay more than $50 for a haircut?  Have you been out recently and only gotten into an exclusive venue because your name was on the door or your friend runs the club?  Do you look over people's shoulders at parties looking for a cooler person to be seen talking to? Do you wear your waistband below your balls? Do you work in a field that contributes absolutely nothing to society and does no good to humankind such as marketing, advertising, design, fashion, multi-media, modern architecture,  cosmetics, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic anything?  If you answered "yes" to any of these questions DON'T WATCH NATHAN BARLEY. You won't get it.  Because you are an Idiot.  You will probably  still go and buy it now and laugh along while people you meet are talking about it but secretly you will know they are laughing at you, about you, all around you while you sit there with a grin on your face like a dog that's just farted saying "Nathan Barley's like soooo cool".  And there is nothing you can  do about it.  Do us all a favour, fuck off and walk in front of a bus while talking on your plastic twit machine to your freind's cool flatmate who's going to get your name on the door to the next Vice party.  Idiot.

Random quote:  "15 Peter 20 is a tadpole.  Punch him in the cock for me then burn his gallery down and blow the ashes up his arse with a trumpet".